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Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.

 

Scott Raymond  Adams

 

 


Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."

 

Scott Raymond  Adams

 

 


A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about.

 

Douglas Noel  Adams

 

 


Quotes from Mao, Castro, and Che Guevara . . . are as germane to our highly technological, computerized society as a stagecoach on a jet runway at Kennedy airport.

 

Saul David  Alinsky

 

 


A bizarre sensation pervades a relationship of pretense. No truth seems true. A simple morning's greeting and response appear loaded with innuendo and fraught with implications. . . . Each nicety becomes more sterile and each withdrawal more permanent.

 

Maya  Angelou

 

 


Hocus was an old cunning attorney. The words of consecration, “Hoc est corpus,” were travestied into a nickname for jugglery, as “Hocus-pocus.” — John Richard Green, A Short History of the English People, 1874. see Charles Macklin.

 

Dr. John  Arbuthnot

 

 


Philistine must have originally meant, in the mind of those who invented the nickname, a strong, dogged, unenlightened opponent of the chosen people, of the children of the light.

 

Matthew  Arnold

 

 


Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

 

Isaac  Asimov

 

 


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